Rue Décor Emoji Coffee Mug - I Don't Give A Poop Emoji & Rainbow

The Monday Myth-Buster: A Tales From the Desk Safe-Haven: The Ultimate Morning Anti-Hero

It’s 8:01 AM on a Monday. Your alarm didn't just go off; it sounded like an air-raid siren. The emails are already piling up like digital laundry, and your brain is operating at the speed of dial-up internet. Enter your new morning co-captain: the Rue Décor "I Don’t Give A..." Poop Emoji Mug.

While the rest of the office is hiding behind corporate jargon and fake smiles, this 18-ounce ceramic monolith does the heavy lifting for you. It sits proudly on your desk, delivering a masterclass in silent boundary-setting. With the canonical, cheerful little poop emoji emblazoned across its front, it speaks volumes so your vocal cords don't have to.

It doesn't care about the synergy meeting. It doesn't care about the Q3 deliverables. It just wants you to get your caffeine fix in absolute peace.

It is the perfect companion for anyone who looks at a Monday morning and says, "Not today, spreadsheet. Not today."

Item Details

• Brand: Rue Décor

• Capacity: Generous 18 fluid ounces (perfect for double-shot mornings)

• Dimensions: Approx. 4.5" inches tall / Approx. under 4" inches wide

• Weight: Over 1lb

• Material: Heavy-duty, sturdy porcelain

• Design: High-vibrancy graphic featuring the text "I don't give a..." coupled with the classic poop emoji

• Print Layout: Double-sided printing (warns people coming from both left and right directions)

Condition: 

• Overall Grading: Fair condition, highly sturdy, and 100% fully functional.

• Structural Integrity: Absolutely no major breaks, no structural cracks, and zero spiderweb crazing in the glaze.

• Interior: Exceptionally clean with little to no beverage residue or coffee/tea stains inside the basin.

• Graphics: Both printed sides remain incredibly vibrant with no fading or washing out of the original colors.

• Base: Displays normal, expected bottom shelf wear from sitting on desks and kitchen counters.

• Rim: Features a slight, dull chip along the top edge of the rim. It is entirely smooth to the touch (not sharp or hazardous) and does not compromise your sipping zone.